prance_legolas: (Happy Prance)
I find it hard to believe that three years have passed since the events in this chapter took place. I still find it impossible to re-read this without totally choking up. I'm just glad I can share it with you in print and not have to read it out loud.

I'd never make it.


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Chapter 23 Trilogy Tuesday )
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We stopped last time (before [livejournal.com profile] puterpatty's love story "Jump Me") with the Prance discovering Elvis(h) Santa Claus has left the building. If you need to refresh yourself, you can link back to Chapter 21. I think I've caught up in the Memories section too, if you ever want to use that to reread or send others to acquaint themselves with Mr. Helpfulpants. :-D

Anyway, this chapter actually took place in 2003, but December it was, and as much as I wanted to pretend everything was moving along normallyfabulously, "The Return of The King" was rapidly approaching....


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Chapter 22 Discovering Awareness )
prance_legolas: (Legolas smiling)
*bawls!*

Damnit, look. I made myself cry. Even using the happy Legolas smiling icon isn't helping.

Tissue warning, heavy angst alert. Life is so frickkin unfair some days. After this is all done, I'm going off in the corner to write some heavy-duty schmoop with lots of comedy and practical jokes.

*sniffles*

*holds extra-large tissue box up for the rest of you to take as many as you need....*


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Jump Me Chapter Thirty-one )
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Are you totally in love with Prance yet??? Who could blame Patty for wanting to cuff him to the headboard--except she doesn't have one! Anybody got an extra they could lend her? Something sturdy?

Tissue warning.


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Jump Me Chapter Thirty )
prance_legolas: (Legolas smiling)
Did you read the stories about Meleth yet? Why the heck not? Don't you do everything your mother tells you, even when you're being contrary and reluctant and you know it's for your own good???

I'm telling you to go read them now. Because I said so.

I always hated it when my mother said that....

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Jump Me Chapter Twenty-nine )
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Angst warning. Special thanks to John Denver, who soars now on glistening wings long deserved but too soon achieved.

Don't yell at me, you knew it had to happen sooner or later....

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Jump Me Chapter Twenty-eight )
prance_legolas: (so pretty)
*hums 'Nadia's Theme' softly to myself*

Come, dreams of the past
Come with a love that moves so fast
Come, those shiny days
Caught in a young and restless haze

Why did we love
Then run away
So little time
So much left to say
And now its come


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Jump Me Chapter Twenty-seven )
prance_legolas: (Elf Hats)
I've been informed by the lovelyslutty [livejournal.com profile] puterpatty that the four posted chapters I privatized so I could unlock them while I was at the [livejournal.com profile] slashy_retreat aren't showing on her flist, therefore are probably not showing on YOUR flist, because they're not on my flist either.

*sighs*

*is reminded of that Dr. Seuss line that goes 'I don't know why, go ask your mother.'*

EDIT: above strike added as advised by my beta, the slutty [livejournal.com profile] puterpatty, cause I always listen to my beta, she's usually right about everything....


Soooo...here are the links to the last 5 chapters, just in case you need them.

Chapter Twenty-one
Chapter Twenty-two
Chapter Twenty-three
Chapter Twenty-four
Chapter Twenty-five


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Jump Me Chapter twenty-six )
prance_legolas: (so pretty)
*sings*

Picture you
Upon my knee
Just tea for two
And two for tea,
Just me for you
And you for me alone.



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Jump Me Chapter Twenty-five )
prance_legolas: (Default)
Surprise!

You get TWO chapters tonight,since I forgot to post last night at the [livejournal.com profile] slashy_retreat! We're having a fantastic, exciting, hopefully productive time!

Wish you were here!


A little piece of this chapter is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] melian. Heehee! *hugs*

*sings*

I've got too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away
Ticking away from me


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Jump Me, Chapter Twenty-four )
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*sings*

Revvin' up your engine
Listen to her howlin' roar
Metal under tension
Beggin' you to touch and go
Highway to the Danger Zone
Ride into the Danger Zone


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Jump Me Chapter Twenty-three )
prance_legolas: (Default)
And things were going oh so well there....

*sighs*

*sings*

Stop right there! I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further, do you love me?
Would you love me forever, would you need me?
Would you never leave me?
Would you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Would you take me away, would you make me your wife?

I gotta know right now! Before we go any further,
Do you love me? Will you love me forever???



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Jump Me Chapter Twenty-two )
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For those of you who might not have been lurking around the reviews and comments section of fanfiction.net when this story was originally posted, there is a bit of history between our dear Prance and Miss Patricia. You see, when the question was broached about who could possibly take care of Prance if something ever happened to me, our little vixen arranged to purchase one of those "take a number" ticket dispensers, and then proceeded to snag the very first ticket before putting it out for everyone else to share. In other words, Patty holds the Number One Ticket to the Prance. Legolas seemed quite pleased with this....

Sorry, luvs.





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Jump Me Chapter Twenty-one )
prance_legolas: (Default)
*puts on the fake Gandalf-length beard and sings*

She's my baby,
She's my baby,
Yeah, it's alright.
It’s alright.
It’s alright.



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Jump Me Chapter Twenty )
prance_legolas: (Default)
Upping the ante now. If het isn't your thing, this is definitely the time to duck and run, k?

*Puts on the little red crab suit and sings*

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she wants you, too
There is one way to ask her
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl



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Jump Me Chapter Nineteen )
prance_legolas: (Default)
Don't tell me you didn't see this comin'...



*sings*

I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the elves in Middle-earth
Were wishing they were me that night....



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Jump Me Chapter Eighteen )
prance_legolas: (Default)
One of the things I like most about the autumn season is the way the temperature goes from nice and warm to sort of chilly and then back to warm again.

You know what I mean? *wink*


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Jump Me Chapter Seventeen )
prance_legolas: (Default)
This singing thing is all [livejournal.com profile] lilslasher's fault,
so if you don't appreciate my contralto....Shut up. *giggles*



*sings*

Why do stars fall down from the sky
Everytime you walk by?
Just like me
They long to be
Close to you.....



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Jump Me Chapter Sixteen )
prance_legolas: (Default)
And the English think they've got that "Footie" thing down pat....Well, the Prance never let any kind of game pass him by before, and this day will be no different from any other--Wait a minute, what am I saying???


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Jump Me Chapter Fifteen )
prance_legolas: (Prance Legolas 4)
*Borrows a line or two from Lumiere and imitates the Prance's fine tenor voice
as I sing for you tonight....*

Life is so unnerving
For a Prance who is not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Ah, those good old days when I was useful...
Suddenly those good old days are gone.
Ten months at al's I've been rusting
Needing more than vacuuming and dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use my romantic skills!
Most days I just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You walked in and oops-a-daisy!
ROMANCE IS ON!!!!
Be my guest!
Be my guest!
Be my GUEST!!!!!



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Jump Me Chapter Fourteen )
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