Jump Me, Chapter Twenty

[prance_legolas]

*puts on the fake Gandalf-length beard and sings*

She's my baby,
She's my baby,
Yeah, it's alright.
It’s alright.
It’s alright.








Chapter Twenty


The look on his face could only be described as priceless. It made her chortle right out loud. Most unladylike, at least she thought it was.

“Bie da Valar...,” he muttered. His eyes came up to meet hers. “Whut iz dis deavilry?”

“Oh, come on, Legolas,” she teased. “Surely you’ve heard of a garter belt and stockings before?”

His jaw dropped and his mouth popped open. “U bowt dat az a suerpriz jest fur me?” he gasped, incredulous.

“Well, sure, just for you,” she breathed, her fingers crossed behind her. She reached down to push him back before she lifted the hem of her dress and pulled it over her head.

She finally had to poke him in the ribs to get him to breathe again. He had actually started to turn an odd shade of blue. Looking up, he mumbled, “Le na aglareb...."




*Le na aglareb-You are glorious*


On to Chapter Twenty-one