Welcome to Modren Erth

I find it hard to believe that three years have passed since the events in this chapter took place. I still find it impossible to re-read this without totally choking up. I'm just glad I can share it with you in print and not have to read it out loud.

I'd never make it.





( Chapter 23 Trilogy Tuesday )

*bawls!*

Damnit, look. I made myself cry. Even using the happy Legolas smiling icon isn't helping.

Tissue warning, heavy angst alert. Life is so frickkin unfair some days. After this is all done, I'm going off in the corner to write some heavy-duty schmoop with lots of comedy and practical jokes.

*sniffles*

*holds extra-large tissue box up for the rest of you to take as many as you need....*



( Jump Me Chapter Thirty-one )

Did you read the stories about Meleth yet? Why the heck not? Don't you do everything your mother tells you, even when you're being contrary and reluctant and you know it's for your own good???

I'm telling you to go read them now. Because I said so.

I always hated it when my mother said that....



( Jump Me Chapter Twenty-nine )

For those of you who might not have been lurking around the reviews and comments section of fanfiction.net when this story was originally posted, there is a bit of history between our dear Prance and Miss Patricia. You see, when the question was broached about who could possibly take care of Prance if something ever happened to me, our little vixen arranged to purchase one of those "take a number" ticket dispensers, and then proceeded to snag the very first ticket before putting it out for everyone else to share. In other words, Patty holds the Number One Ticket to the Prance. Legolas seemed quite pleased with this....

Sorry, luvs.







( Jump Me Chapter Twenty-one )

Upping the ante now. If het isn't your thing, this is definitely the time to duck and run, k?

*Puts on the little red crab suit and sings*

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It’s possible she wants you, too
There is one way to ask her
It don’t take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl




( Jump Me Chapter Nineteen )

One of the things I like most about the autumn season is the way the temperature goes from nice and warm to sort of chilly and then back to warm again.

You know what I mean? *wink*





( Jump Me Chapter Seventeen )

And the English think they've got that "Footie" thing down pat....Well, the Prance never let any kind of game pass him by before, and this day will be no different from any other--Wait a minute, what am I saying???





( Jump Me Chapter Fifteen )