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Damnit, look. I made myself cry. Even using the happy Legolas smiling icon isn't helping.

Tissue warning, heavy angst alert. Life is so frickkin unfair some days. After this is all done, I'm going off in the corner to write some heavy-duty schmoop with lots of comedy and practical jokes.


*holds extra-large tissue box up for the rest of you to take as many as you need....*

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Chapter Thirty-one

When she woke, there was a note on the pillow beside her head.

Five minutes later, she was dressed and flying down the stairs to her car.

She found Tom at work already at Green’s Auto Repair, dressed in his church clothes and working on the books in the office.

“Where’s Legolas?”

“He doesn’t work here anymore.”

“What do you mean, ‘he doesn’t work here anymore’?”

“He was here filling in for me while I brought in the harvest at the farm. My dad usually does it, but he just had heart surgery, you see, and....”

“Where is he then?”

“Why, I drove him to the airport myself this morning.” The look on her face must have scared him, because he got out of his chair and placed a hand on her shoulder before adding, “I’m sorry, Miss. He’s gone. He’s not coming back.”

“I know,” she whispered, clutching the note and the #1 ticket in her hand. “I know.”

The End...or is it?

Date: November 14th, 2006 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*cries and wails*

Oh, and I read that you were going to do a fic with "comedy and pirate jokes" which goes to show you that I'm very tired and sleepy . . .

Date: November 15th, 2006 03:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*passes you a mound of tissues*

I could do comedy and pirate jokes.

You have to be careful, pulling out your sword and wailing away at each other. That won't solve everything.

But it sure is phallic.... *grins, feels a little bit better*

Hope the diagramming is going well!

Date: November 14th, 2006 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*sniffles* Leavin on a jet plane....

Date: November 15th, 2006 03:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Just leaves me heartbroken for them both....

*hands you some tissues, takes some for myself*

Date: November 14th, 2006 05:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
nooooooooooooooooooo he has to come back! he has to! *grabs your shoulders* HE HAS TO!

*snatches a bunch of tissues and wails*

Date: November 15th, 2006 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*tries not to drop the box*

It's better this way. There'd be no living with her if they were together. She'd be calling, "Hey! Hello! Hi There!" to every camera in Modern earth. The paparazzi would never give them any rest, and once she perfected her beauty queen pageant wave, they'd be hounded from one Panera Bread Company to the next every day of their lives.

Maybe it's better this way....


Date: November 15th, 2006 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*sniffles* *huggles Al*

Date: November 15th, 2006 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*pulls some tissues out of the box for both of us*

Date: November 15th, 2006 04:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*takes tissue* thanks *sniffs*

Date: November 15th, 2006 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*needs a good cuddle after that*

I miss him so much.

I've really enjoyed reliving this through your terrific telling of the story, nin mel, though it makes me a bit melancholy there at the end. But I remember that memorable night we had together and yeah, it gives me such a slutty warm, wonderful feeling. Thank you again for being the awesome friend you are and writing it. (((((((MEGAHUGS)))))))))

Date: November 15th, 2006 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
*huggles Patty*

Date: November 17th, 2006 03:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
"But I remember that memorable night we had together and yeah, it gives me such a slutty warm, wonderful feeling."

This "warm, wonderful feeling", was that before he cuffed you or after he finished.. Oh wait, I'm just assuming that it was your handcuffs he pulled out of that drawer.
Silly me.

Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I'm not sure, but I think the handcuffs belong to [ profile] rsharpe. She had to let Sean come up for air sometime....


Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

*but not as good as he did*

I miss him too.

I'm doing laundry, is that a pile of your panties that need to go in?



Date: November 17th, 2006 03:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
While it may look like I was waiting you out and hoping you were going to post another chapter, that's not the case.
Hitting refresh twice before I did post a comment means nothing, it's a habit, that's all.
I wasn't sulking or pouting either.
And not crying, nope, not me..

You aren't really going to let it end this way, are you?

Date: November 20th, 2006 03:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
I only record the events as I see them, or in this case, as they are told to me. Personally, I'd like to know a bit more about the time between "Nevermind then" and "Hours later".

Or maybe not. I kind of like my title as Keeper of Legolas' Virginity, even if he doesn't appreciate it.

He was a different elf after he got back from this trip, that's for sure. More to come when we resume "The Unfinished Tales of Legolas Greenleaf" sometime next week....

Thanks for reading this. I know, it's HET *shudders*, but your comments made it much easier to take, y'know what I mean??? *wink*

Date: November 21st, 2006 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
You know it wasn't really HET, cause it wasn't between a man and woman, he's an elf. An elf and a woman, that's two different species.
What you have here is kink, complete with handcuffs.

Date: November 22nd, 2006 03:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]

I wondered how I managed to record all of this without throwing up a little in my mouth.

It's because I LIKE KINK. Especially with handcuffs.


Thanks for pointing that out, luv!

Date: November 27th, 2006 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Very sad that it's come to an "end", but it's been a lovely, lovely tale.

Giggled a lot at the thought of Legolas whupping Haldir at strip poker!!! (Now that WOULD be a sight . . . *winks*)

Thaenk u al, this hab bean a moezt wunderfoel tale; and I deerly hoep we wil meat Legolas and PP agen veree soon . . . and who noze, maybee in meedle erth?

It's been a great story - thank you!

Date: November 29th, 2006 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile]
Somebody really should write that Haldir/Legolas strip poker story... *pokes you*

Well, this part of the tale is over, anyway. The Prance still has a few adventures coming your way in the next couple of weeks. Thanks for reading, and for always being there to let me know you enjoyed it! It means a lot to me!

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