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*sings*

Well I'm not braggin', babe, so don't put me down
But I've got the fastest set of wheels in town.
When something comes up to me he don't even try
'Cause if I had a set of wings, man, I know she could fly....


Okay, I know it's not a deuce coupe, but I still think the lyrics fit.... ;~D



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Jump Me Chapter Thirteen )
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*sings*

Let me call you Sweetheart,
I'm in love with you....



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Jump Me Chapter Twelve )
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Did you know that if you leave out one single letter in "Chapter Eleven", you get something totally...errr, different?

*giggles*


And so it begins....


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Jump Me Chapter Eleven )
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I'm forever telling [livejournal.com profile] puterpatty that you HAVE to tell people what you're thinking inside your head -- that the skull is a very thick layer of bone and the things bumping around inside of there aren't necessarily obvious to those of us on the outside of the meninges. I'm not sure she always believes me about that.

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*sings a made-up tune*

Jump Start
My Heart....


Will he? Or maybe yet, will SHE????

THAT is the question.


Jump Me Chapter Ten )
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Something electric is in the air, down at Tom Green's Auto....

Elfboy and Patty make "a connection". ;~D




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Jump Me Chapter Nine )
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*sings*

Get your motor running
Head out on the highway
Searchin' for adventure
And whatever comes my way....


BORN TO BE WIIIIIILLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!





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Jump Me Chapter Eight )
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Dear Prance Legolas:

There are some things al your nanneth told you that you should never forget, like always put your best foot forward and that first impressions are VERY IMPORTANT. Make sure what's ON your mind is not the same thing that's ON your HEAD.

Love,

al

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Jump Me Chapter Seven )
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And so they meet. And stare. And stare some more.

I'll just leave it up to you guys to figure out what tonight's chapter graphic is all about....


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Jump Me Chapter Six )
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Ya'll make me giggle, you really do! I adore it when everyone talks back and forth to each other in the comment section! It's like, we're TOGETHER, only not like THAT....

*grins*

Tonight, what we've all been waiting for....

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Jump Me Chapter Five )
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Is daily posting good for you guys? I mean, I could just post once a week, if you'd prefer....

*wink*

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Jump Me Chapter Four )
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RIIIIINGGGG RIIIIIINNGGGGG!!!!! RIIIIINNNNGGG RIIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could SOMEBODY get the danged phone????

Jump Me Chapter Three )
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As with all truly GOOD Love Stories, there has to be a damsel in distress, yeah?



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Jump Me Chapter Two )
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Your wish is my command. May I introduce to you the only Real Love Story I have ever written, since the other stuff is all made up and I always say that in the disclaimer.

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Jump Me--A Love Story )
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The next chapter of "The Unfinished Tales of Legolas Greenleaf" actually took place in December of 2003, just prior to the premier of "The Return of The King" on the big screen. There were several partially written chapters that I never had the time to finish--well, until after that.

Some of you may have wondered if there were any other adventures, including the story of how [livejournal.com profile] puterpatty came to be the holder of the "Number One Ticket". I have that unpublished story already written, called "Jump Me", and I wondered if you'd be interested in reading it?

Posting it would amount to about 30 very short chapters, and I think I could pull off posting about 3-4 chapters a week and still keep up with my other real life events. That would also put Chapter 22 in the approximate time frame. Would you all be up for that?

Since the Prance doesn't have a paid account, I can't do a "poll" with the click boxes. Instead, would you be so kind as to let me know in the comments if you'd like me to post the story and, if so, what days are the best days for me to put it on lj? I'm thinking Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, but I'm open to suggestions.

Thanks so much to everyone for reading thus far!



Oh, did I show you this already?


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I know a Weenie Man
He owns a Weenie stand
He sells most everything from
Hotdogs on down.
Someday I'll change his life
I'll be his Weenie Wife,
Hotdog!
I love my Weenie Man!



On to Chapter One!
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Sometimes it's comforting to know the more things change, the more they stay the same. Behind the cut tonight, you'll not only find the next events occuring in just another regular day living with "roayaltee", but a question from one of the Prance's readers, answered by none other than the Prance himself. In case I've confused some of you, this LJ was created as an archive for the Prance's adventures. The story was originally told in real time (from 2002-2003) on fanfiction.net, and known as "the only NON-fiction story on a fiction site, because there ARE no NON-fiction LotR story sites out there." The Prance took great delight in answering each of his reviewer's comments every chapter, and this was a series of questions I thought no one but Legolas could really do justice in answering.

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Chapter 21 The Calm Before The Storm )
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Well, here we are again.

I make no claim or profit from the mentioning of Vanna White and “Wheel of Fortune” in this chapter, nor do I mean her any harm. She’s a goddess, and I wish I looked that good. I won’t say ‘at her age’, because I AM her age. I have no claims to any of the other brand names or chains included in here either.

Anor is elvish for the sun.


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Chapter 20 The Difference Between The Men and The Boys )
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This post is picture heavy and dial-uppers should beware. Also warning for more nekkidness ahead. Sorry to have skipped a week--PP has been keeping me so busy I clean out forgot I hadn't posted last Thursday!!!

Remember this from last chapter???

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!”



Chapter 19 Tool Time )
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So continues the Mission/Quest/Thing of Do-It-Yourself Home Repair in al's Kitchen....

Just look at this face. Isn't he so cute when he's in the middle of mass destruction???


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Chapter 18 Comedy, Romance, or Tragedy? )
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Ah, yes. More Tales from the Kitchen of Doom this week. You can See some of the Prance's colors here

He looks all excited, doesn't he? Wait'll you see what he's been up to now....

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WARNING: This chapter contains partial nudity. *wink*

Chapter 17 Games We Play )
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Legolas is an avid NASCAR racing fan, having learned the addiction from none other than Yes Dear, the "Plastic Drink Cup Armchair Racing Champion" for the past 20 years. Yes Dear follows Mark Martin, but the Prance's favorite driver is Dale Jarrett, mostly I think because he likes the concept of racing the big brown UPS truck, but he’ll root for pretty much anybody, especially whomever seems to be having the worst day. He’s a real cheerleader, that Prance Helpful. The ‘Tony’ mentioned herein would be Tony Stewart, driver of the orange and white #20 Chevrolet Home Depot car.

Despite all that information, this chapter doesn't have all that much to do with car racing. This chapter introduces us to a whole new sport indeed....

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Chapter 16 The Things That Dreams Are Made Of )
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