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Did you read the stories about Meleth yet? Why the heck not? Don't you do everything your mother tells you, even when you're being contrary and reluctant and you know it's for your own good???

I'm telling you to go read them now. Because I said so.

I always hated it when my mother said that....

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Chapter Twenty-nine




She’d never considered that.

After all, he WAS a character from a book turned into a movie, and she would never have believed she could actually be touching his living, breathing flesh if he wasn’t lying here in her own bed, holding her in his arms. Just to be sure, she reached out and pinched him on the arm.

“Oewwww!!”

“Oh, sorry. Just checking something.”

“U deedn’t anser da kwestshun,” he grumbled, rubbing his arm where it was already turning pink from the horse-bite she’d given him.

She made up her mind then and there.

“Yes. Meleth is as real as you are.”

“Den dat saettlz it,” he pronounced.

“Settles it?”

“Yaes. I weel goe bak. U weel rite abot Meleth. I weel fiend her, an whut u rite weel coem truew. Dat wae u weel alwaez noe dat I em okae, an dat I em en lub, an dat Meleth iz wid me. Dat wae u kin alwaez bea wid me tuu.”

He gazed into her eyes, then slowly and gently leaned forward, caressing her lips with his, sealing their deal with a searing kiss.

Later, still snuggled against his chest, she asked, “Do you know any other songs on the guitar? Would you teach me one?”

“Da oenlee othur soengz I noe ar ‘Taek Me Hoem, Cuntry Rowdz’, ‘Grammar’z Faethur Baed’, an ‘Thaenk Gawd I’m a Kuntree Boey’. I like dat paert whur he sez ‘Whooooe Hoooooe!’ da baest.”

“Don’t tell me, let me guess. The only guitar songbook al owns is ‘John Denver’s Greatest Hits’.”

“Yuep.”

“Nevermind then.”


On to Chapter Thirty

Date: November 12th, 2006 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tularia.livejournal.com
Awww so precious!
And I read and commented on those stories of Patty's already! *sticks tongue out at you* so NEENER NEENER!

Date: November 13th, 2006 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prance-legolas.livejournal.com
*cheers!*

Aren't they awesome? She was very excited that you read and commented. I love Meleth almost as much as I adore the Prance.

Date: November 12th, 2006 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rsharpe.livejournal.com
My brain still won't work . . .

Date: November 13th, 2006 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prance-legolas.livejournal.com
It must be your icon. Try switching to something with more clothing and less bondage-ing.

*snickers*

Date: November 12th, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oceansnset.livejournal.com
You have regained the title "Keeper of Legolas' Virginity".
Through a very twisted plot, (involving stories about hot elf sex and John Denver songs), you managed to fix it so he wouldn't give it up even when you weren't there.
You are an evil genius.

Maybe a blindfold, then she could take him by surprise. Slap the cuffs on..
Wait a minute, surprising an elven warrior, hmmm...
If nothing else you would get some full on body contact,
get naked first.

Date: November 13th, 2006 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] admirabile.livejournal.com
You have regained the title "Keeper of Legolas' Virginity".

Are you sure about that? ;-)

Date: November 13th, 2006 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oceansnset.livejournal.com
Honestly?
I think you are a sweet, caring person who spared Al's feelings and sensibilities by telling her this version. You are a lady, after all, and are therefore considerate of your partner, as well, and didn't tell his oh so generous host what really happened and that the man she is letting sleep under her roof is really a crazed sex fiend.

I know what really happened.

Uh-huh, once he got you in the back of that car he threw you over the seat and rode you like a horse. After he shagged you silly the two of you went back to your place and we aren't talking card games here either.

Just a theory...

Date: November 14th, 2006 04:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] admirabile.livejournal.com
Uh-huh, once he got you in the back of that car he threw you over the seat and rode you like a horse. After he shagged you silly the two of you went back to your place and we aren't talking card games here either.

*pants* Guh.

Tell me more.

Seriously.

Date: November 14th, 2006 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prance-legolas.livejournal.com
*coffcoffslutcoffcoffcoff*

Date: November 13th, 2006 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prance-legolas.livejournal.com
It's a tough job, but SOMEBODY'S gotta do it.

If not Meleth, there's always hope for Araporn, y'know what I mean???

I'm not sure he'd stay surprised for long. He LIKES full body contact--but you didn't hear that from me. I know NOTHING about that, I swear.

I can just hear him giggling about that now....

Date: November 13th, 2006 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oceansnset.livejournal.com
If not Meleth, there's always hope for Araporn, y'know what I mean???
They could always share him... What an image that brings to mind.

"He LIKES full body contact--but you didn't hear that from me. I know NOTHING about that, I swear."
Riiiiight. I'm starting to think you two really tied that elf up and had your way with him. Probably still have him in the closet, or under the bed... and just won't share.

Date: November 12th, 2006 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alakberaid.livejournal.com
*wipes sweat off forehead* im finally caught up ... again

so sweet and... confusing! *giggles* now i just have to read PP's story and then maybe i'll get what's going on *bookmarks*

now, to not spam your inbox, this are my comments for all the previous chapters summed up in one:

*gasp!* HOLY *hand covers mouth* O.O

Date: November 13th, 2006 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prance-legolas.livejournal.com
*giggles*

Have I told you today how much I just ADORE YOU?????

You will LOVE PP's story. Go straight over there and read right now. It's just one chapter, and a sequel you can read later if you like the first, neither of which are very long.

Happy reading!

(((huggles)))

Date: November 13th, 2006 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alakberaid.livejournal.com
*giggles and blushes and adores right back* =D

i went to read it as soon as i came back from uni. OH BOY. if there's someone i'm taking reccs from it's definitely you! *is still fanning self*

*mad huggles* =D

Date: November 13th, 2006 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] westbeilschmidt.livejournal.com
awwww I think we all should be serenaded....okay maybe not necessarily by John Denver tunes but let the man sing

Date: November 13th, 2006 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prance-legolas.livejournal.com
I can't BELIEVE they never let him sing in the movies. He was in a bar, in the woods, at a whole host of funerals, anytime would have worked, really. What a shame....

Date: November 13th, 2006 05:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] westbeilschmidt.livejournal.com
Have you checked out my latest post?

Date: November 13th, 2006 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] admirabile.livejournal.com
*happy, satisfied, contented sigh*

Date: November 13th, 2006 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prance-legolas.livejournal.com
*pokes you just to see if you'll truly pop*

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